Shanghai's (Bogus) Beach Blanket Bingo

I had a lovely day yesterday at the beach. Yes, the new, fake beach - which was really rather nice despite an occasional glimpse into the uncanny valley. It's wonderful to get out of the city, even for a short time.

So I returned, sunburned and sleepy . . . only to discover that my page views went down 11% yesterday!

What do you people want out of me? I'm the #4 hit for "flashdance costume" and the #6 hit for "biscuit joiner accidents."

I'll have new writing and a slight redesign ready soon -