I never thought I'd miss "Jewish dog toys"

Wow. According to Google analytics, the last five people that landed on my website were searching for the following phrases:

1. animal enemies
2. mosquito problem
3. naughty maids bottom welts
4. how to say electrician in mandarin
5. mourning and melancholia

And yes, I realize by posting this here, I'm only making it worse.

Also, whoever is looking up "animal enemies" is my new best friend.